she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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