Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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