Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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