i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
