I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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