Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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