? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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