how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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