I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
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Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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