did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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