Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
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OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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