He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
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She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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