it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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