just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
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Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
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Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Oh god it's open bar.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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