Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
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