Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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