I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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