I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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