wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
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So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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