i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
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God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
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His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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