You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
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i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.