shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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