I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
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I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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