I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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