Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
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my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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