I showed him my bush... on skype.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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