Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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