And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
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I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
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Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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