The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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