so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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