Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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