I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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