the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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