i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize