its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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