Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN