he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!