her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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