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(909): View more from California

It's Friday. Sex?

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(847): View more from Illinois

You did not just nickname me "Nipples".

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(757): View more from Virginia

yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?

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Because we had sex in one.

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(316): View more from Kansas

I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.

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(310): View more from California

Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs

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Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?

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(423): View more from Tennessee

There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.

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(810): View more from Michigan

so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night

(1-810): View more from Michigan

About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often

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