If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
BRING THE BAGELS
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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