I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
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hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
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you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
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