If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
and you fell through a lawn chair
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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