you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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