How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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