I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Randomize
