I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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