I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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