I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
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No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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