idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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