After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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