I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
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TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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