I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
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You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
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I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
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