1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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