Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
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We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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