no you cant smoke seaweed
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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